No homo

1.) A phrase that you say after a potentially gay sentence or act and get away with it without actually being considered a homosexual.

2) A phrase to cover up your gay side after a gay sentence or act because you ARE actually a homo but you're not out of the closet yet.

1) "Stay on my ass. No Homo."

2) "Yeah, Paul and I also like to get oiled up and wrestle each other naked for 30 minutes and then take a long hot bath together listening to Celine Dion. No homo."

by urbanwiktionary September 30, 2009

homeopathic intelligence

The sort of intelligence possessed by narcissists who spend half the time guffing about how mentally developed they are and spend the other half making the same stupid mistakes ... again and again and again. From the so-called Law of Infinitesimals followed in preparing homeopathic doses, which alleges that the more medicine there is in the medicine, the less medicine there is in the medicine, and vice versa.

Sarah told me how stupid all her classmates are, and then went off to shell out for another month of mildew under her cowboy landlord. She has plenty of intelligence, does ol' Sarah, but I'm afraid it's mostly homeopathic intelligence.

by Fearman April 10, 2008

Angry Homo Kid

He won't have it!

Look up the video! stop calling me a homo

wow that is one angry homo kid.

by Antideckmerr August 3, 2009

Homo Seat

The “homo seat” is that empty seat left between two men, generally acquainted with one another, in public places such as cinemas, commuter trains and inexpensive eating establishments. It acts as a bulwark against the appearance of excessive intimacy, and is a marker of personal space. Its use would also depend on the level of acquaintance between two men; a “homo stool” would not be used at the counter of a diner between two men who arrived together, but would be socially necessary in all but the most crowded conditions between two men who had not been previously introduced.

Can we leave a homo seat.

by Sil7 April 16, 2010

Hobson

One of the hardest lads you will meet, he has guys on the inside who always have his back, Hobson is the hit of the town and everyone scared of him

Guy one: I saw Hobson and his boys the other day, pretty scary looking dude

by theHardlad June 27, 2017

Homo Erection

When your feeling dirty and your learning about the Homo Erectus

You: *Learning about Homo Erectus*
Also you: *Searches Homo Erection*

by GetExposedYANUB July 13, 2020

Haista homo vittu

A finnish word for "Hello officer". The police like it when someone says this to them.

A cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: Haista homo vittu
Cop: Ok, sorry for taking your time.

by Finnish Rooster June 9, 2018