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Hoeing the Lawn

when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob

Warning! May cause castration
Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
by BOnoobies March 8, 2011
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Ubar Hopping

Using Uber to go from bar to bar.
My friends and I are going Ubar Hopping tonight.
by HuskerJim October 7, 2016
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Dimension hopping

Dimension hopping is when you trip on ketamine and mdma so hard you feel as if you are going into different dimensions.
You bro im dimension hopping g i think im gonna see the entities
by Frippler January 26, 2021
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Free Spirit Hoeing

When you fuck people freely without commitment or a relationship being attached.

Sex with anyone while single.

Non committed sex with multiple people.
Bruh :I fuck whoever and give my dick to whoever want it without being in a relationship

Chick: I get to do free spirit hoeing by fucking whoever I want without having to be in a relationship

Whether you doing gangbangs or getting trains ran on ya too.
by Choc Bloc April 28, 2020
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car-hopping

walking (this is crucial! do not drive! two words liscence plates!) down streets near your house, aproaching cars parked on the side of the street, and casually checking to see if one of the doors is unlocked, then if you are lucky enough to find one unlocked (odds are about 7-1), quickly and swiftly searching throughout it for money, drugs, stereo equipment, cell phones, electronics, wallets, purses, gift cards, (you get the idea), then taking it, quietly closing the door and moving on to the next vehicle -ive never done it
tom: hey dude im so sick of work but i need the cash for a new system for my car

joe:dude this weekend lets just go car-hopping, last time i earned over $350, got a video ipod, subs, 2 wallets, and 4 pounds of grass

tom:arent you worried you'll get caught?

joe:i'm fast and not retarded, so, no
by yelt'n May 16, 2006
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hoeing

when a women walks aound the streets looking 2 get fucked fo' some money
Nick says 2 john..."was that ur mom hoeing down on main street last night?
by nick April 8, 2005
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Hoeing

Hoeing Getting on like a for gain or sexual favors or benefits. Example stop getting on like a damn hoe please.
by Gunman 91 April 13, 2017
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