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Historically Near-Sighted

a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.
July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
by d00dd00d February 5, 2010
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Historicle

An article from history. It can be any length of time, as long as it's at least older than five years.
Guy A: Anything on the news?

Guy B: No, but there's this historicle about women in the 50's having sweet racks.

Guy: Uh, thanks... I guess?
by CallMeMrTiggles April 17, 2013
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Historical Atheist

A person who does not believe in history; i.e. One would need a time machine to convince this person that something really happened
Guy 1: Man, I hate having to memorize dates of the Civil War. And how does Ms. Johnson know that these events happened on these specific days?
Guy 2: Since when are you a historical atheist?
by gooberdude2 April 14, 2015
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historical map

A map that shows information about events and places from the past
brandon: "in class today the teacher was telling us about these maps about the olden days"

Emily: "Brandon, they're called historical maps"
by EmilyUrie12 October 7, 2016
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Historic Meme

The old, legendary memes that started the entire meme culture. Original memes, but older. The foundation of all meme.
Guy 1: dude i just found a meme
Guy 2: what was it?
Guy 1: Kilroy was here, it was scrabbled in my locker
Guy 2: you just found a historic meme, my friend
by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer September 18, 2016
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historio-cultural

: a new adjective thats a combination of the previously ubiquitous adjectives 'cultural' and 'historical'
The Enlightenment was more of a historio-cultural than a philosophical movement in terms of its consequences for the development of Western political, economic, social and religious though
by Sexydimma December 20, 2016
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historic crush

My co-workers hooked up because he looks like Abraham Lincoln, her historic crush.
by RwjKnowsStuff January 16, 2017
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