Hoffycock

Looks like a penis but smaller.

While I was in the mens restroom meat gazing, the guy next to me had a Hoffycock.

by The Hoffycock December 23, 2024

hifey

to behave in a way similar to a colin daniels.

damn colin is acting real hifey right now, like he usually does.

by hofey boy February 27, 2025

Huffy

A girl/woman who wants to be a house wife but can’t cook and is horrible in bed.

Man, I didn’t even finish last night… Then woke up to a granola bar and milk for breakfast. She was a str8 huffy

by Boykin Boat Sales March 7, 2025

The hiff

The hiff, or HIV as it is more commonly known. Actually pronounced 'hiff', it is a more social way of describing a lesser illness such as cold/flu/virus/chest infection and even hangovers.

Jake: Leah, you look like shit dude.
Leah: Yeah man, too much Soco ... I've got the hiff.
Jake: gutted dude.

by SilasGrave April 24, 2008