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Having Kittens

Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.
1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"
by Splashers May 14, 2009
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so, how bout that weather we're having?

1.the commonly used phrase for trying to hit on a girl you believe to be out of your league when the clock is ticking and you only have a moments chance to impress her.

2.pick up line FAIL
hot girl texting
*load her groceries, then look in her eyes (this is your chance!)

guy, "so, how bout that weather we're having?"
by calebfan April 6, 2011
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Having a barney with barney

Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off
D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'
by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011
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having the painters in

The time of the month when a woman's vagina is painted red.
Stay away from Jill, she's having the painters in today.
by the cam September 21, 2005
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Having a Ben

1. The act of masturbating
2. Someone who jerks off up to 4 times a day
3. Someone who jerks off in public, aka. a school toilet
Omg, he's having a Ben in the cupboard!
by SashiChucks December 17, 2008
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having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.
Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!
by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011
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Having a lay-in.

It means, to lay in bed.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.
Where's Heidi?

She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.
by Dirky D. May 19, 2018
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