Harlemed

To get shanked and mugged at the same time.

Doctor: Why are you in need of medical attention?
Man: Because I just got harlemed!
Doctor: Shit, better haul ass

by thefrozenhippieon34thst February 3, 2013

harlem airshaft

Once the anus has stretched to its maximum capacity during anal sex, the penis is pulled out, leaving the anus open. The receiving man/woman/goat then flatulates, but since there is no skin to vibrate and produce a normal flatulent sound only the sound of rushing air is heard. Named after a Duke Ellington song.

"When Jay pulled that piece out of Marty's assbag, Marty's piece was spread so wide that when he farted it was a Harlem Airshaft."

by copernicus p. alfonz September 7, 2005

Harlem Shake

as the "Harlem Shake" becomes more popular, the amount of people who know the true meaning of this word are low. the "Harlem shake" was originally called the "harlot shake" it was slang used by business men who would go on a trip, and pick up a hooker. but something would go wrong and the hooker would burst into seizures. later on it became popular when men would use a date rape drug n easy women, but the mixture of the drug with the alcohol would cause a violent seizure. in the midst of this ate ape drug phase the name evolved into what's known as "harlem shake" after the phrase became less poplar, it then came back as an odd YouTube video of which features normal dancing until the music changes in which the dancing become a plethora of people doing odd things.

(A) while Jeff was on his business trip, he picked up a hooker. he paid for sex, but instead only got the Harlem Shake.

(B) Frank paid a lot for his date rape drugs. although he was arrested because he caused her to do the Harlem Shake.

by 27071990 February 24, 2013

Harlem Slammer

Removing one's penis from a girl after anal sex and proceeding to hit her in the face with it (ie. clubbing her in the face with a "shit-stick")

If banging a chick in the ass is a sundae, then giving her a Harlem Slammer is the cherry on top.

by DAN June 5, 2003

HaShem

Hebrew for "The Name". One of the many names for God in the Jewish religion

Leviticus 24:11. The son of the Israelite woman blasphemed The Name (HaShem) and cursed. So they brought him to Moses.

by BrookeForPrez June 14, 2008

Harlem Milk Shake

When a girl slaps you in the face with her boobs to the Harlem Shake song.

Hey anonymous stripper, I'll take one Harlem Milk Shake please.

by Your name is already... April 4, 2013

Harlem Wantmore

The most flawless and popular female to ever take the roleplay nation. She started the Wantmore family in 2008 and has been responsible for the most notorious roleplay fights ever since. She's known as the Hugh Heffner of the Wantmore mansion and her siblings work as the playboy bunnies.

Did you see Harlem Wantmore at the meet n greet last week?

Yeah, that bitch signed my boobs!

by hashtagflawless November 4, 2011