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Dirty Harrison

A man who shoves his dick down the shower hole and cums thinking he's fucking a horse
Guy 1: Last night i did a dirty harrison
by Upzz_ July 4, 2021
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Harrison Ford

THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST ACTOR OF ALL TIME

Best Roles-
1. Indiana Jones Trilogy
2. Star Wars Trilogy
3. Air Force One
See Han Solo and See Indiana Jones
I was watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom when I decided that Harrison Ford is the greatest actor on the earth
by Gummo April 5, 2005
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Second Harvest

A method developed by the Native Americans to conserve as much food as possible during deadly winters. The act involves sifting through feces for chunks of corn and nuts.
Sleeping Wolf: My my Little Bear, your poo is rich with the Second Harvest.

Little Bear: Yeah I ate Mexican last night.
by GThang6969 January 16, 2009
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Rye VS Harrison

Easily the biggest Rivalry in NY State and the possibly the Country. Even though football are both schools top sport and thats where the Rivalry is huge it is huge in every sport even Golf. 15,000- 20,000 fans show up to what they call "The Game" they have played the game 77 times and Harrison leads the Series 41-33-3. They bet on this game in Vegas it's that huge. Mike and the Mad Dog, WFAN, PLG, and ESPN radio always give the Rye Garnets luck who have won the past five times. Kids who plays D1 football come back and say this is and always will be the biggest most intense game they ever play. It is just Crazy, so crazy that after a team wins they get to jump in the Brook located on campus. I can't describe it anymore. Tailgaits everywhere, Fans going back and forth supporting their team.
Rye VS Harrison is like Ohio State VS Michigan, Bosco VS Bergan, Yankees VS Red Sox, Duke VS UNC
by Crunk in da hood January 3, 2008
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The Harris

A masterful portrait of the great Harris Ahmed drawn artfully by an unknown up and coming new artisit, who shall remain anonymous. The portrait has sparked world wide insight and fame internationally, causing a whirlwin effects throughout the small town of Rancho Cucamonga, California. The portriat appears to be a man of Middle Eastern decent possibly returning from a brutal and bloody war, dressed to impress at his post war feast, complete with five o clock shadow and a 'thumbs up' for the world to see. The portrait has sparked many artisist to attempt a recreation of the piece, but none with ever match the awesomeness of The Harris.

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Harris Ahmed was born on Decemeber 2, 1991 in Bloemfontein, South Africa to a farming family with modest means. He has since lived in Lebanon, France, USA, Mexico, Russia and Jamaica.

He began working at age 9 as a rice picker, shoe polisher and waiter to pay his school fees and those of his four younger brothers and sisters. His hard work and perseverance allowed him to outperform his classmates nationwide, earning him the prestigious MOHSAA (Medal of Outstanding Academic Achievement) in 1984 at the age of 13, when he graduated high school.

He then moved to the USA to complete his three majors (Mathematics, Biomedical Engineering and Econometrics) at Harvard University. He currently holds two PhDs.

His philanthropic spirit has taken him on humanitarian missions to Argentina, Brazil, Guinea, Uganda, Myanmar, Malaysia and Swaziland. He is estimated to have personally helped over 10 million underprivileged children.

Growing up in several multi-cultural environments, Harris is octalingual. He is a native speaker of Mandarin, Swahili, Russian, French, English, Arabic, Greek and Turkish.

His irresistible good looks and charm have brought him famous girlfriends such as Jessica Alba, Heidi Klum, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce Knowles.

He is the only man to have received the Nobel Peace Prize three times (1993, 1998, 2001). His acting performances have also earned him several academy awards.
"wow did you see The Harris I heard they're gonna start printing that on money!"
by theharrislovers92 April 3, 2009
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harris

Harris is the type of guy that is smart in math but in other subjects, he not as well. People mostly judge this guy for his hair but when you get to know him he's funny with some jokes, he does not smile very often and make sure everything is done in a fashionable order before playing. Once you get to know a Harris don't let them go because they care for you in ways you don't understand.
by The man whom never speaks April 15, 2019
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Chris Harrison

One hairy motherfucker!
also see: Wookie
"Dude, look at my ball fro, its huge!"
"What are you growing?"
"A Chris Harrison."
by SilfHunter August 12, 2009
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