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Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.
The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.
by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016
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no harm no foul

the thing my dad said to me before leaving me at a bar
dad no harm no foul right son
me dad no pls
car speeds off into the distance
by cockmaster45 October 7, 2022
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Harmful

Something that is either funny, not good, or painful.
Ex. "Did you see her trip in the hallway today? That was harmful."
by YOOOOOObad February 23, 2022
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Bodily harm clause

You'll end up killing your own son.
Hym "You really gotta read those. Maiming, castrating, lobotmizing, causing brain damage, poisoning (upto and including STDs), dismembering, killing constitutes a violation of the bodily harm clause. Leveraging my life OR the lives of my families to get me to use it in accordance with your will violates the leverage clause. It's almost like you read the terms of service and now you're suggesting it on purpose! Or I'm just a really good guesser. But yeah. That's why it's there. I thought of everything and anything I DIDN'T think of is cover by the 'imaginary caveat clause.' There is no out for you. Legal or otherwise. You need to stop puffing these idiots up. This is all just kabuki for you. Either hurry up and kill us all or hurry up and treat my ailment already. Damn."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2025
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Harming

this guy's c*ck is huge!
Yo this guy is harming
by harming December 8, 2023
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Harm

Hym "Ok, I keep forgetting thing but part 3 of the bodily harm clause is: Must make a concerted effort to keep me alive. So, yes, if I have terminal cancer and you waste a bunch of my time and/or fail to treat the cancer it will murder you all. The 'accidental or otherwise' portion of the clause applies to that as well. No I did not die naturally if you pretend you didn't know I had cancer and failed to treat me as I was reporting symptoms. Luckily for you they just tested the chemical the kills brain cancer cells. So the door is wide open for you to save you own lives but because you sat around with your dick in you hand and ignored me you, therefore, did not make a 'concerted effort' and it will murder you all if you fail to treat me. Being mealy-mouthed about what it means to do things is a part of the 'imaginary caveat clause.' You know what I mean when I say 'concerted effort.' And you will kill yourself by trying to play dumb."
by Hym Iam May 6, 2025
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Do No Harm

Do no harm" is a phrase that may refer to a medical advocacy group or to the Latin phrase primum non nocere and personal development, professional development or Services.

Do No Harm is a United States medical and policy advocacy group. The group opposes gender-affirming care for minors and diversity, equity and inclusion efforts in medicine and medical education, including lifestyle, personal, money, health status, intellectual property.
The United States of America oath Do No Harm should be the one in all law for 2025.
by Smoothie8girl February 12, 2025
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