Dead haps

something being boring or "dead"
Haps meaning happenings

damn bruh, this shits dead haps

by lilaussieboy February 2, 2024

hap birday skiff

a word of greeting

Friend 1 - Hap birday skiff

Friend 2 - Thanks!

by hap birday skiff January 14, 2020

happed

The best fortnite pro to ever grace the fucking earth. 6'5 all muscle being. Relies on controller players to place in events

I love happed, he is so SEXY, and good at fortnite.

by cotal February 12, 2021

Hap

Hoe ah please 😒

Dad: kim clean the kitchen!!!
Kim: Katie dad said clean the kitchen!!!
Katie: Hap😒😒😒

by Yummycoco July 7, 2019

hap lum

the sacramental symbolic baptism of a feline mammal in the Catholic Church; the act of baptizing a cat

Sister Mary Theresa! My pet cat Rutabaga will receive hap lum today! Rutabaga will now make it to heaven! Yay!

by TacoBear2000 December 4, 2025

HAP

Hairy Ass Pussy

"I'm warning you penny had an HAP, that hairy ass pussy was gross as fuck"

by Alf H October 19, 2020

HAP

“Hard Ass Penis”

“It’s actually HAP not WAP”
“That Hard Ass Penis make that pussy go to sleep”

by STUPIDSOSS.COM October 4, 2020