Man with an extremely large dick
Short but packin
Dam, Hansen sure is packin. His length is taller than his height.
by urbandickpro October 19, 2022
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Person 1: Hey have you seen Hansen?

Person 2: Yeah, he just told me where all the bitches are at.
by LemonChik1 November 22, 2021
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Really tall guy who gets into drama 24/7. Hold onto your retention fee, because you'll need a lawyer after he's done with you. I loved his Spanish class.
Boy that Jack Hansen fellow sure is litigious (unreasonably prone to go to law to settle disputes.
"our increasingly litigious society").
by Chillbloney February 15, 2023
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The softest bitch in the world.
Man. . . I thought you were a badass, but you're just Ingrid Hansen.
by Taco Flores November 12, 2019
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Skylar is the most loyal and kindhearted friend. Their smile is so warming and sweat and their eyes will light up your day. Skylar will support you no matter who you are or where you come from and will charm you with their lovely shyness and humor. They are doubtful of themself but they are incredibly stunning and artistic.
person 1: did you see that person?
person 2: who?
person 1: they were shy but so kind and lovable and their drawing was just beuatiful
person 2: oh you must be talking about Skylar trolle-hansen?
by (((((((((lila))))))))) December 29, 2022
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An Emil Hansen is a quite rare species but when you see that beautiful beast, it is an amazing experience
The Emil Hansen is a top quality pussy destroyer and at times simply to pleasure his wamens this magnificent beast .eats their pussy Which is why this creature is known in the animal kingdom as the pussy meister
The Emil Hansen is hawt and is a pro pussy eater

Wow look at that beautiful Emil Hansen over there dad

OH MY GOD MAM GET THE CAMERA THAT EMIL HANSEN JUST DABBED AND SMOKED 4 JOINTS IN 0.69 SECONDS!!
by PussyMeister666 December 2, 2018
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