Mr. Hansen

A cool dude, full marks for being a great science teacher, would be taught by again 10/10.

Did you hear, this year I have Mr. Hansen for science.

by TheReal7E September 15, 2022

The Hansen Handy

The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.

Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!

by The wigglecock January 9, 2025

Sam Hansen

This girl Sam Hansen is someone like no other. All she does is hit straight up clingers over the fence. However she’s still the best big dawwwg.

All Sam hansen does is hit clingers.

by Tooties April 23, 2019

Camp Hansen

A United States Marine Corps base in Okinawa, Japan that’s run entirely by Lance Corporals. There is a hellhole known as Kintown right outside of base, where Marines go to get absolutely shitfaced, stumbling back on base. Many Marines have some legendary stories of all the “hood rat” shit they’ve done while stationed here.

I would have extended out here, but I probably would have gotten arrested had I stayed at Camp Hansen.

by Bfrank240 July 12, 2019

Kenzie hansen ugly

Impossible

Kenzie Hansen ugly that’s impossible

by Bradybomb March 10, 2019

Ingrid Hansen

The softest bitch in the world.

Man. . . I thought you were a badass, but you're just Ingrid Hansen.

by Taco Flores November 12, 2019

Tobias Hansen

The very definition of a loser, this person is the saddest person alive. some say that you will end up with a severe depression after being in contact with this being.

You see that guy over there? He is such a Tobias Hansen, ugh!

by TheRealpseudoboss September 16, 2019