Plowman's Handy

A two-handed hand-job prior to which the giver spits on both palms, as if about to till a field.

She had just gotten her wisdom teeth removed so she gave me a plowman's handy - next best thing.

by Whitro March 30, 2009

The Granny Handy

You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

"The Granny Handy" ... You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

by ykmdinobrown January 13, 2013

Handy Sammy

When you Have your Boyfriend (Or guy friend) make you a Ham sandwich and proceed to Jerk him off while you eat it. Can also be made with any other deli meat.

"Hey babe Wanna Handy sammy? Im hungry!"

"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"

Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"

Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "

by Slang Steroids January 20, 2019

slippy handy

A hand job consisting of KY, lotion ... OR Spit

“I lost at the black jack table so i owe my husband a slippy handy “

by Ddelong January 20, 2018

come in handy

when something could be useful

a hammer right now would come in handy!

by BrokenBrotato August 2, 2020

Mediterranean handie

(V) To give/receive hand intercourse with the use of olive oil as lube (organic).

-Hey bro, when you’re at the store, can you pick up some olive oil? This Greek girl is coming over and I’m trying to get a Mediterranean handie.

by George Whor-Well November 5, 2018

Handi-capsed

(adj) used to describe someone that always forgets to turn their caps lock off when they're done using it, resulting in entire clauses of accidental capitalization.

Dana: hey dude, I'm not feeling so well
Cal: THAT SUCKS :(
Dana: lol somebody's handi-capsed

by Janena September 4, 2013