When a supposed 'celebrity' has to whore themselves out by giving handjobs in the parking lot for money.
by Andrewwwk12 October 14, 2009
When a girl doesn't really want to give you a hand job but she does anyway because she thinks she's obligated.
Mary had a headache, but gave me an angry handjob after I took her to dinner and paid her college tuition.
by Gilgamesh Soul March 23, 2009
by Alz730 July 16, 2011
A future chain of restaraunts in which you will be able to purchase a meal, and receive a handjob from a willing employee.
*H&H will not be held responsible for any STDs aquired while on the premesis.
*H&H will not be held responsible for any STDs aquired while on the premesis.
by thejesssays August 21, 2008
A female who possesses the mindset and appearance of a slut, but is too prude to perform any sexual maneuvers other than a handjob.
Joe: Dude I'm totes gonna rail that chick tonight!
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.
by SexSarge69 March 02, 2009
When a girl plays with a guys penis, without even coming in contact with it.
The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
Friend-Zoned
The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
Friend-Zoned
Guy 1 - I was over Jackie's house again last night, helping her pack up her clothes for the move, I think she likes me.
Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?
Guy 1 - ...No.
Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.
Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?
Guy 1 - ...No.
Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.
by HiM4nos June 09, 2010
When you beating off in the dark and you cum without your girlfriend knowing then ask her for a handjob she then goes to grab your dick and grabs a handfull of cum.
Me:Hey babe you should help me out with a handy
Baby:fine
Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!
Baby:fine
Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!
by whorab May 29, 2010