Haggard Meathooks

Loose vag lips you could successfully tie into a knot.

John: "Dude I got my shit tangled up in some nasty chick's haggard meathooks last night"

by drdent October 27, 2010

Haggardly

Looking unwell, in constant need of sleep and/or dick

Those girls Haile and Isa are looking haggardly right now

by Kinto-Un July 9, 2019

Haggard

Hot Awesome Gorgeous Girl that’s Also Rockstar Deadly

God I look so haggard

by BritishNewZealandCanadianGuy May 30, 2020

reer hagar

reer hagar is a subclan of reer darawiish

she reer hagar

by readyforthemoon55 August 30, 2020

one in the hangar

Aviator speak for pregnant; synonymous with the phrase "one in the oven" but used for people who speak pilot.

My wife's got one in the hangar.

by cadet_hoskin April 21, 2014

Haggard

How you feel when you wake up in the morning after a long hard night of driking, smoking and all out partying.
The look or sound of anything ugly, like that woman with the mullet in the car next to you, or that nastly little kid with chocolate and dirt on his face.

"God did you hear the haggard message she left me from last night?"

by Torry December 28, 2005

haggard

Country singer Merle 'The Hag' Haggard

Songs by Haggard:

Okie From Muskogee
Mama Tried
I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink
Big City

by ClaytonH December 28, 2005