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by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019

HP

hairy pussy. that shits nasty

9:58pmAlex
pfft you dont even know what it means so shut the foo

9:58pmVi
:(

HP is probs me

i know i know

9:59pmAlex
hah hp is nasty

9:59pmVi
whats HP?

the comp?

9:59pmAlex
its not a like inadamate its all living and ew

10:00pmVi
what??

10:00pm

Vi and Ari Basen are now friends.
10:01pmAlex
see tyler likes my status and he knows what it is

10:01pmVi
AAHHHHHHHHHHH

you guys are poop hole

holessss

10:02pmAlex
your a poop hole cause you dont know what it is

10:03pmVi
bc you wont tell me

im gonna go cut myself in a corner now bc your being meab

thanks alex thanks a lot

10:03pmAlex
noooooooooooo

10:03pmVi
too l8 here i go

by frosty12124 May 17, 2009

HP chicks

Girls in Hampton Park are well known as HP chicks. The HP is an abbreviation for Head Phuck coz they are nothing more than a whinging group of rachets who will drop their panties to be able to smoke the dredges on the stem of the glassy.

Indian guy: I feel like a root but have no cash
Maori guy: yeah bro, I do have some crumbs left in the g bag.
Indian guy: jolly good, lets go grab some HP chicks

Maori guy: Choice Bro.
Aghan guy: Can I watch for 5 bucks?

by The South East Oricle December 8, 2013

HP

House Party

“wanna hp sometime”

by Jessica Morgan November 18, 2018

HP Nerd

Harry Potter Nerd. Typically a weird person may want to stay away

Girl from tinder: Are you an HP Nerd like me? Um I'm your kind of weird.

by complete fuckup October 15, 2018

real hp

The real stuff of Hanover Park. Not the fake stuff in that Fake HP part. Real things and pokemon that have gluten and kick non gmo out to the curb. Complete opposite of that fake HP.

There's a dragonite in Hanover Park!
NO silly thats not a Real HP Dragonite. That's a fake one.

by AboveTheFake May 28, 2018

HP

Hp stands for health points, often used in video games, like Fortnite and other shooter games.

''Im at 1 HP''
''I need to regenerate my HP

by lukybro May 24, 2018