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simp hour

between 10:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m. you simp your heart out, mainly on twitter. show your affections toward someone. @ them, or #oomf them.
during simp hour, one must be simping.
by sublimestephers December 5, 2013
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A Queen's Hour

In medieval times a queen was expected to travel with a large entourage and make a grand entrance that would 'wow' all guests. Therefore the queen was alloted an extra hour to prepare for all public events without being considered late. This "grace period" became known as the queens hour and was often spent discussing the queen and predicting her entrance attire. Now used in some circles to indicate when one won't be on time, but it will be worth it for the fabulous-ness of dress or personality of the late comer.
A: "The party starts in fifteen minutes"
B: "I'll be there in A Queen's Hour"
by GrafBatMan June 29, 2018
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Crackwhore hours

when your drunk and high asf and have nothing else to say you yell crackwhore hours and jump off a random object in hopes of hurting yourself
Chad: mike what are you doing

Mike: crackwhore hours "jumps and splits head open"
by heyyyydumbbitchhere October 16, 2019
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hour thirty

I'll be ready in an hour thirty, so don't wait up!
by parasitesmoothE July 5, 2020
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Fappy Hour

Those times during the day, typically after waking up or just before bed where, the want to fap is high.
I got fappy hour before bed.
Did you have fappy hour today?
by Kickenkyle October 14, 2019
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Social Hour

What asshole teachers say when you're talking to someone during class even if its about the work or if you're whispering about something really quickly.
Justin to Heath: So our homework for math was F 16, right?
Mrs. Hallin: IT'S NOT SOCIAL HOUR!!!
by CharlotteW April 30, 2019
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Garbage hour

When clubbing, there is a particular time of the night, around 2-3am when it starts to go to shit.

All of the attractive people have hooked up and left by that stage, so you're left with dregs who get increasingly drunk and belligerent at failing to pick up themselves. You've reached garbage hour.
Hey dude, it's reached garbage hour - let's call it a night!
by Sleazeappeal June 6, 2014
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