simp hour

between 10:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m. you simp your heart out, mainly on twitter. show your affections toward someone. @ them, or #oomf them.
during simp hour, one must be simping.
by sublimestephers December 06, 2013
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Garbage hour

When clubbing, there is a particular time of the night, around 2-3am when it starts to go to shit.

All of the attractive people have hooked up and left by that stage, so you're left with dregs who get increasingly drunk and belligerent at failing to pick up themselves. You've reached garbage hour.
Hey dude, it's reached garbage hour - let's call it a night!
by Sleazeappeal June 06, 2014
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Windows Hour

When one is transferring files in Microsoft Windows, Windows will attempt to tell you how long it's going to take. A Windows hour can be 20 minutes, or it can be 5 hours. No one really knows!
I'm transferring 150 Gb of files to an external drive. It's currently sitting at 101 with an "hour" left. That's a Windows Hour, mind you.
by Kay Web September 10, 2010
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A Queen's Hour

In medieval times a queen was expected to travel with a large entourage and make a grand entrance that would 'wow' all guests. Therefore the queen was alloted an extra hour to prepare for all public events without being considered late. This "grace period" became known as the queens hour and was often spent discussing the queen and predicting her entrance attire. Now used in some circles to indicate when one won't be on time, but it will be worth it for the fabulous-ness of dress or personality of the late comer.
A: "The party starts in fifteen minutes"
B: "I'll be there in A Queen's Hour"
by GrafBatMan June 29, 2018
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Slappy Hour

Slappy Hour is the first hour of the night (Midnight, 12 AM) and it goes until 12:59. During that hour of the night, if you hear anyone exclaim that its midnight or simply state the time, you must slap them. This excludes text messages, through the telephone, or anyway that disallows you to physically slap them. You must only slap the slap victim once. Also, no slapbacks.
Robert- "Damn dude, its 12:30!"
*Johnny slaps Robert*
Robert- "What the fuck?"
Johnny- "Sorry bro, it's Slappy Hour"
by therealOGpussyslayer August 15, 2014
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Crackwhore hours

when your drunk and high asf and have nothing else to say you yell crackwhore hours and jump off a random object in hopes of hurting yourself
Chad: mike what are you doing

Mike: crackwhore hours "jumps and splits head open"
by heyyyydumbbitchhere October 16, 2019
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PEANOOT HOURS

PEANOOT HOURS (the hour before and after midnight when you post just any shit online coz ur tired....
by Joneeko October 20, 2019
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