Heterosexual Exception

A heterosexual exception occurs when you are homosexual (not bi) and you have a sexual attraction to someone of the opposite gender yet are still homosexual and this is the only person of the opposite sex you find appealing as such.
Tobias: Omg. I have a total heterosexual exception towards Rachel!
Mike: Really?!
by Raven Nevermore January 26, 2017
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Pan-Romantic Heterosexual

being romantically attracted to all genders or sexual orientations but being sexually attracted to members of the opposite gender
A: I thought she was bi and had lost it to a girl? She's been dating like everyone
B: Nah, she's a pan-romantic heterosexual so she'd date anyone but only sleep with dudes
by CrazyMentalChild April 24, 2015
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Heterosexual Bear Wrestler

What kevjumba is. If you type in "is" on Google, this is the first thing that comes up.
Ryan: Did you know that "Kevjumba is a heterosexual bear wrestler" is the number one search on google?

Phil: Yeah, because that's what he said in one of his videos
by jeeziamsobored June 18, 2011
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Raging heterosexual

An individual who will not date or have ANY sexual contact with members of the same sex with no exceptions to the rule
You; "Is Terry over there gay?"
Me; "No, I'm sure he's a raging heterosexual"
by Mr luvvyduvvy July 02, 2011
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Closet heterosexual

1. A man/woman that acts totally gay but in reality loves the opposite sex. Just acts gay to be funny.

2.See Jorge aguilar
Jorge is acting like a total closet heterosexual, he asked me to suck his dick but I know he has a girl
by Desolate_Gamble October 09, 2015
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heterosexual life partner

Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another.
Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.
by Pace June 04, 2004
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heterosexual safety seat

Also known as the Gay Seat or the I'm Not Gay Seat.

Referenced by Ray Romano in his stand-up act: it refers to the empty seat left between two straight males sitting in a movie theater together as proof to the rest of the audience that they are not there as a couple, and infact, just hetreosexual friends.
Even though were we in a crowded movie theater, watching an action movie, my pal and I had to leave the heterosexual safety seat between us just in case anyone was looking.
by Dante_T February 08, 2007
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