hesstear

a peretty person 🥰

person: omg ur such a hesstear 😻
other person: huh
person: it’s like heather but even better ur so peretty 🙀🙀😻

by baybe October 10, 2020

hit the hessler

slang for going to bed ("hessler" = bed).

I'm tired. I'm going to listen to some Steve Vai and then hit the hessler.

by DinkusMayhem October 12, 2007

hessin'

verb;
this term is used when referring to any activity related to school work, such as homework or studying, that you don't wish to do. hessin' is a lifestyle, not merely a word. to live the hessin' lifestyle, one must do the following:
1. thoroughly enjoy music, especially mac miller
2. turn in homework on rare occasions, such as when the homework is copied, or incredibly simple
3. life life crazy and slackin on the dumb unimportant shit
4. don't obey rules
5. enjoy the marvelous activity of drinking till you pass out

1. 'hey! you doin homework today?'
-'hell no, im hessin'

2. 'yeah, im failing math. totally hessin'

3. 'wow, that's totally hes like!'

(pronounced HESS)

by hesser-for-lifee March 30, 2011

hessed

Something that is hella messed up.

Man, did you see how bad Phill Hessed up that paint job?

by Jim Darr May 20, 2017

Hesse Sex

It’s a lot like regular sex, but it includes Jesse Zavala and zero gravity.

Let’s have some Hesse Sex!

by eljefe420 October 11, 2019

hessin

hessin refers to lack of motivation to do anything other than party and do anything illegal. when hessin, refrain from all school work and anything of the sort.

are you ever going to show up at school?
-nah mayne, ill just be hessin around

earlier today i was hessin, and i happened to find an extra bottle of vodka at the store that i forgot to steal!

by FBGM$ February 26, 2011

hessian

A grungy, if not outright dirty metalhead who wears combat boots, ripped up stone-washed jeans, long greasy hair, and can be found at starter-metal concerts and metalcore shows.

I kicked these three hessians in the head when I was in the dance pit.

by Seppuku Smile July 9, 2003