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Handsome Jack 

A name given to a god damn hero. Handsome Jacks usually own ponies made of diamond called Butt Stallions.

Handsome Woman

A woman with the kind of refined beauty and attractiveness that requires poise, dignity, and strength of mind and character, things that often come with age; not merely sex-appeal. Usually applied to a woman who is also very well-groomed and from an upper class background.

This phrase is very dated and rarely used in today's English. Those who don't understand the term could almost be insulted by the word "handsome" being applied to a woman, mistakenly thinking you're saying she is masculine.
"Though she had lost long ago her virginal loveliness, she had ripened into a handsome and fruitful looking woman." - Ellen Glasgow

"What a handsome woman she has become; she carries herself so well".

Handsome Companion

A high class male prostitute. Coined on the show Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Hey, I am not a whore, I am a Handsome Companion
Handsome Companion by Zapot8 December 21, 2008

Handsome Italian 

"Panzer Batallion" misheard in Sabaton's song "Panzer Batallion".
"Death in the shape of a Handsome Italian"
Handsome Italian by ave_scientia January 15, 2019

Handsome Jack 

One of the hottest guys you know (if you’re into cocky, narcissistic assholes) in Pandora. Usually owns a Diamond Pony named ‘Buttstallion’ and is full of riches. He’s also a total badass and makes it look good.
Rhys: Met a Guy last night. He was so tall and cute. Now he’s in my head. Literally. Couldn’t believe my eyes.
Sasha: Must be a Handsome Jack

handsome squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique.
whoa did you see that hottie? what a handsome squidward!
handsome squidward by JustPeachy07 January 18, 2010