hamger

its what timmy has for lunch because his family is broke af

dave:hey timmy is that a hamger

timmy:yes

dave:why do you have a hamger
timmy:because my family is poor and my dad is an abusive alcoholic so we have no money to afford an actual sandwich

by mr georgy the handgun September 26, 2023

Hamflaps

The swagging lips of a vagina while demonstrating a sexual act of frontal cowgirl.

My girlfriend had the hamflaps out last night

by Anklespankspermbankteturns January 20, 2025

Hamgziety

That horrible feeling when you are experiencing an existential dread about ham.

"Ffion drank too much last night, raided our fridge and ate all the gammon".
"She must have so much hamgziety this morning".

by TheMilkTrayMan June 10, 2025

hamage a trois

When three ham radio operators are working each other at the same time

I was on a hamage a trois trying to work two hams at one time

by Woodpecker Strong January 2, 2026