chinese haircut

A rubbing of your nuckles on someone's head in a painful manner

Ah damn Garrett just gave me a Chinese haircut

by Hannajr April 17, 2017

Turd Garden Haircut

Turd Garden Haircut

Kodak Black is sportin’ a fresh “Turd Garden Haircut.”

by Solzhenitsyn December 30, 2021

shotgun haircut

To shoot one's self in the head using a shotgun.

Kurt Cobain gave himself a shotgun haircut.

by Son_Of_A_Gun July 12, 2006

haircut

A reduction in pay or loss of money.

During the divorce, she gave him a good haircut.

by Jason Ward January 11, 2005

Elephant Man Getting a Haircut

Term used to describe a futile or pointless modificatiion to an already existing & pathetic system. For example, fat girls drinking diet coke makes no sense because they already ordered the Papa Johns for brunch.

"Why is Lee Chop Ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? He's like the fucking Elephant man Getting a Haircut, he's still ugly as fuck."

by Nick Blakerrr July 25, 2006

hippie haircut

When one lights one's hair on fire while attempting to smoke pot.

Dude check it out you just got a hippie haircut! Jesus that smells.

by Jaredbishop May 19, 2008

upside down haircut

1. (verb) to trim personal hair around the genitals; to wax, pluck, cut, shape, shave, or curl ones own pubic hair.

2. (noun) a haircut preformed by self, to self that must be executed from a upside down perspective.

Before Thadius had removed his boxers as Kimmy requested, embarrasment dawned upon him for it had been awhile since he had given himself an upside down haircut.

by haldeen October 25, 2007