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staten island haircut

A mob term for slitting someone’s throat generally done by a mob patsy or associate. Defined by Big sexy
generally happens to a buttafuoco Sitting in the barber chair the mob sends a patsy in to slice em ear to around the neck. Hey tommy need ya to run on down to the ole barber and give little franky that slimy buttafuoco a Staten Island haircut real quick or ya can fa get about us opening are books for ya !
by Big sexy the only whop in mn October 14, 2020
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Ethan's Haircut

Ethan's Haircut is the most Ethan thing I can possibly imagine due to the absurd and atrocious nature of it. Ethan's Haircut is comparable to many things, and in some states is a standard unit of measurement.
You know what else looks like your moms ass? Ethan's Haircut.
by Obamas left ear November 4, 2020
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nice haircut

Casey- "Oh nice haircut!"
Hwang- "Fuck you..."
by PhucYieu March 30, 2011
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Joey lawrence haircut

When an elderly man shits into a bowl or helmet, and then proceeds to place it onto an underage teenage boy's head.
"Old Mr. Herbert gave christopher a joey lawrence haircut today. It was fucking rad!
by ExhumedSynner December 25, 2009
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Emo Haircut

Emo Haircut...

Which is for guys: Shaggy, long, and usally clean. It always will cover one eye or almost all of one eye. It usally has more than one natural color hair dye in it. As in Brown hair with blonde, black,and red or vise versa. It does get done, even though you can not tell. (hairspray)

Girls: Shortish. Shoulder length, or longer, but does have lots of layers. Side bangs, in there face. Hardly ever tucked behind there ears. Ponys, or braids in the back, but still leting the bangs fly loose.
Guy: Nice new Emo haircut, i cant see your eye, but your hair looks clean.
Guy 2: Yeah i know, im to lazy to move it out of my eye. Did you know i brush my teeth in the shower too?
Guy: NICE Bro. 2 things at once.
by Disbeliever In Hope April 25, 2006
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NF haircut

when somone gets their hair shaved very short or even bald just like NF's do
man1 "u like my haircut"
man2 "haha thats an NF haircut"
by Mo Money May 5, 2005
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Murray County haircut

a shitty haircut that everyone that lives in Murray County, GA must recieve from the same barber. The hair must be cut very short everywhere but right in the front.
John: Woah man, you need to put a hat on

Chris: Why?

John: Your new haircuts awful, you have a Murray County haircut
by American Jumping Bean January 22, 2011
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