Hair Splitter

The making of unreasonably fine distinctions. No matter how small, the person will differentiate between subjects.

a.k.a. A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS.

Person 1: "Colin just spent the past half-hour telling me the difference between magenta and pink"

Person 2: "He is such a hair splitter"

by siouxyaya123 March 12, 2012

hair envy

A feeling of envy regarding someone else's hair. Can be an envy of the color or length or of the ability, for example, to easily go from curly to straight.

You cut your hair, OMG you are so giving me hair envy right now!

Ugh, does she have her own stylist? She always gives me hair envy!

Can't talk right now, working on my hair envy.

by haircapeftw September 16, 2010

hair Dickey

Guys that are super hairy and like to display their chest plumage buy unbuttoning their shirts down to their navel or wearing V-neck shirts and it looks like they're wearing a hair turtleneck Dickey. Very common with guidos.

Check out guido over their with the gold chain and the hair Dickey.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

hair shock

The period of time, usually about a week, it takes to get used to a new hair style or colour.

Kristy refrained from going to the bar with her friends because she was in hair shock.

by Molly Malone37 February 11, 2010

hair harp

Hair Harp: Slang for a woman's vulva.

Marky played my hair harp last nite and gave me the best O of my life!

by julapdx November 7, 2013

hair fondue

Sperm in ladies hair-do

Meant to shoot one over the bow

Hair fondue instead

by Tonythetiler January 7, 2019

hair in the egg

Searching for even the smallest reasons not to do something, despite strong evidence supporting that you should.

Don't look for the hair in the egg, you just gave me a whole list of reasons you want to this!

by sci-isms May 9, 2019