A feeling of envy regarding someone else's hair. Can be an envy of the color or length or of the ability, for example, to easily go from curly to straight.
You cut your hair, OMG you are so giving me hair envy right now!
Ugh, does she have her own stylist? She always gives me hair envy!
Can't talk right now, working on my hair envy.
Ugh, does she have her own stylist? She always gives me hair envy!
Can't talk right now, working on my hair envy.
by haircapeftw September 17, 2010
The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.
by delicatetulip April 27, 2012