by A whole bundle o' gay June 15, 2018

a small rough haired four legged creature that has shorter legs on one side than the other . Scottish people kill haggises to eat and if they didn't the haggis would walk up a mountain in spirals and die at the top due to the size of their legs
it is haggis hunting season
by spleenlover August 31, 2022

by Theunforgivable12345 December 28, 2021

A peppery flavored comedian bearing a crumbly texture and a brackish aftertaste who leads with homogenous humor and lacks overall comedic substance. Her neeps & tates are known to have scared the evil out of an entire legion of demons who immediately converted to Taoism then fled to a remote cavern located in the center of a Nepalese mountain. Those demons created a trauma recovery center where they are reported to self treat. The Irish Haggis finishes all her “jokes” with the same punchline every time; Donald Trump.
(see www.rosie.com for comedian’s photo).
(see www.rosie.com for comedian’s photo).
The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.
by LA Wise July 19, 2025

Historical saying of language (slang) used to promote happiness and celebration of a religious event. Typically Yiddish ascribed intent.
by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021

by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017
