HAGGIS

The word a Scottish girl uses instead of god or swearing when receiving a good fucking.
*man and Scottish woman in bed together*
MAN: "Omg this is amazing!!!"
SW: "HAGGIS, HAGGIS, HAGGISSSSSSSS!!!"
by O P R I C E Y May 20, 2018
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Why am I such a haggis?
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haggis packer

A term used to call someone gay, usually towards Scottish people.

This term is often used with the classic Scottish sarcasm. Therefore, this can be a friendly greeting as well as an insult. The same way Scottish people call each other “cunts” all the time as a friendly greeting.

Using this with the intent as a homophobic insult in Scotland could potentially be perceived as a hate crime under the Hate Crime & Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021.

However, using it as a sarcastic greeting among normal friends is just part of the classic Scottish banter.
Friendly Greeting (In Sarcastic Scottish Accent):
“How’s it going ya filthy haggis packer?”

Insult (Homophobic Tendencies):
“Fuck off ya filthy haggis packer!”
Suck me aff ya disgusting haggis-packing bastard!”
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haggis guts

jeez you got some haggis guts lukey
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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes to at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 29, 2024
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