Cum Bag Haggis

An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal
by A whole bundle o' gay June 15, 2018
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haggis

a small rough haired four legged creature that has shorter legs on one side than the other . Scottish people kill haggises to eat and if they didn't the haggis would walk up a mountain in spirals and die at the top due to the size of their legs
it is haggis hunting season
by spleenlover August 31, 2022
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Haggis Fanny

Term used for the unwashed genitalia of a Scottish female.
Fern has such a haggis fanny, she needs a wash.
by Theunforgivable12345 December 28, 2021
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Irish Haggis

A peppery flavored comedian bearing a crumbly texture and a brackish aftertaste who leads with homogenous humor and lacks overall comedic substance. Her neeps & tates are known to have scared the evil out of an entire legion of demons who immediately converted to Taoism then fled to a remote cavern located in the center of a Nepalese mountain. Those demons created a trauma recovery center where they are reported to self treat. The Irish Haggis finishes all her “jokes” with the same punchline every time; Donald Trump.

(see www.rosie.com for comedian’s photo).
The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.
by LA Wise July 19, 2025
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Haggy

Historical saying of language (slang) used to promote happiness and celebration of a religious event. Typically Yiddish ascribed intent.
Haggy to all on this 2nd night of Hanukkah!!!(except Shayna for doubting Ethan).
by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021
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Haggis

A woman (typically Scottish) with a soft vagina
Woman-my Haggis was destroyed last night by Spicy McHaggis
by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017
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Haggy

by Yerrrr JJ January 16, 2025
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