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ultimate-guitar

Also known as UG, originally started as a guitar tabulature website, with a forum added later. It has become (one of) the biggest guitar site(s) on the internet, possibly one of the biggest sites on the internet. It is infamous among its members for the "Pit", its miscellaneous forum which acts as a black hole, doubling as a killer of social lives. The Pit is no killer,just pure filler, as its many thousands of viewers babble on and on, recycling 4chan memes, as well as spamming, flaming, and generally talking bullshit. Its power remains unexplained.

The rest of the site is relatively harmless, although stocked with both intellectuals and imbeciles as it is.

www.ultimate-guitar.com
Where lives once may have flourished, ultimate-guitar.com has taken them
by Mastabassist October 6, 2007
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guitar hero vision

When playing guitar hero for an obsessive amount of time and looking down to find out that your carpet is moving like quicksand
Bob: Wooow dude, I am totally tripping right now! The carpet is moving!!

Gary: You idiot!! You totally are experiencing Guitar Hero Vision!
by Michael Mo. January 12, 2009
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bass guitar

foundation of modern rock bands; person playing it is highly overlooked as a musician although most bassists are much cooler//more talented than guitar players

goes great with drums
guitar player: I'm a weak ass mofo compared to the bassist in our band
by ZEPOWNSYOU May 13, 2005
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guitar hero wrist

where you have been playing guitar hero so long that your wrist gets mangled and deformed
"dude you have been playing guitar hero for a while, you might get guitar hero wrist!"

"what the hell, my wrist is all mangled and deformed!!!!"

"told you so..."
by oscar + jake January 3, 2007
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Guitar Pick

It doesn't matter how many you have, how many you want, or how many you need. You will always lose them.
Randy bought a set of 100 custom made guitar picks last week. He now has three.
by cookieraider21 March 12, 2015
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grandpa guitar

An acoustic guitar. can also be used to refer to any acoustic instrument such as a lute or a mandolin. Skwisgaar & Toki from the show Metalocalypse use this word several times.
Bartender: You must play a song to put the troll back to sleep.

Skwisgaar: Hey, douche bag, how the hell we gonna play with no electricals? Think about it.

Bartender: Come with me.

Murderface: What are those wood things, chairs?

Bartender: They are acoustic instruments.

Toki: What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?

Skwisgaar: Grandpa's guitars. That's for pussies... and grandpa's. I think you know it.

me: i have a grandpa guitar.
my buddy: your a fucking pussy!
by gumballthechewy December 16, 2007
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Guitar Douchebag

Guitar Douchbag is the guy who goes to a party and pulls ALL the tail due to his guitar playing “skills.” So say some guy is there and being all charming and telling jokes and is the life of the party, then guitar douchebag comes in and sits down in the corner with his guitar and starts strumming a few notes, then goes into full on song with lyrics. You don’t even really need to know how to play well. You really only need to mix in like 3 chords, you can even make up the song on the spot. The panties will drop faster than the eye can see.
I was the life of the party, everyone was loving my jokes, then guitar douchebag came in and stole all the chicks right from under us.
by KFC Frank May 15, 2008
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