Wasabi My Guest Burger

A burger that comes with wasabi

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Wasabi My Guest Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Guesty

A ridiculously enthusiastic personage. Convinced that everything's going to come up roses. Incapable of touching anything that will not, inevitably, fuck up. Completely unaware that the world will fall around his ankels once agin.

"Oh, well done, Guesty, that's worked a fucking treat, hasn't it"

"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"

by james November 15, 2003

ganster

a member of a "gan"

by YoungCali August 26, 2003

guestimation

Half way between a guess and and an estimation.

Guy1: You were right! Edouard really is an idiot!
Guy2: So, my guestimations were correct! I knew it from the very beginning!

by Raffik October 27, 2007

amish gansta

An amish who has many hats and plows. Also an amish gansta carries his wife in his beard.

What a selection of black hats. Must be an amish gansta.

Someones nitting in that amishs beard. He must be gansta

by Craig Bannerman February 9, 2007

Jesus guest

n. (Gee^ zuz gest) An arrogant person who thinks that budget motels should have Marriott or Hilton standards in accordance to amenities. Also has a high demand for decaffeinated coffee.

Darla the Jesus guest demanded the lobby serve decaf coffee during her free continental breakfast.

by lordvader1982 November 18, 2010

Consulation Guest

A "Consulation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...

You will get the "Consulation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.

In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".

Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."

You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consulation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"

by MsRat3 December 1, 2013