grope and hope

Referring to a crude technique of courting. Usually involves stalking around the dance floor chatting up (in the broadest sense) women indiscriminantly. Often best deployed during the latter stages of a night.

Often has the prefix ten-to-(insert closing time of club) referring to the last ditch nature of the whole affair.

The ten-to-two grope and hope

"Haven't pulled yet, will have try the old grope and hope"

by Pettit you kaant September 7, 2005

grosse out

Either to be grossed out due to somthing or a game played mainly between men.

To feel sicked by a sight or mental vision.

Me and john tried grossing each other out the other day, and when i said about the day i ate my own shit to find out the taste, and had to have another bite i won.

I was totally grossed out

You cant grosse me out

That is grosse out material right there.

by Gonk September 28, 2005

Groper

someone who touches people in innappropriate ways while they are passed out due to intoxication

Person A-"I have this friend that likes to grope girls when they are passed out. We call him 'The Groper'"
Person B-"And you are friends with this kid??"

by Big J-dizzle May 5, 2003

Groupeeish

When someone, groupee or non groupee (see groupee for definition), behaves typically like a groupee. Examples of this could be constantly hanging around with their girl friends ignoring everyone else completely, using phrases such as "banging" and "garant", is completely unreliable and finally constantly hangs down the beach looking "cool".

My best friend was being so groupeeish today

by Evs02 May 27, 2006

Grusper

The term "Grusper" stems from the act of "grusping". A Grusper can be defined as a person that believes that the act in which they are performing is humorous, when in reality it is actually retarded; this is known as "grusping". However, a Grusper can in turn result in an entertaining and amusing outcome given the appropriate situation.

Niko: "I'm so excited to go glooping at Gloopfest!" Jesse: "What the fuck is Gloopfest? That just sounds like some made up shit you came up with. Bro stop being such a Grusper."

by Centimeter Guy January 22, 2023

gudgeon grope

lengthy search for a not so lenghty penis; gudgeon,with dissapointing results

Sally went for a gudgeon grope on Bill and came up empty handed

by DadddyO August 12, 2006

comfort grope

the act of whilst comforting someone who is grieving for a variety of reason you comfort them starting at the shoulder and then progress down the posterior aspect of a person's body and in a clean sweep surreptitiously grope their urogenital/anal region

did you see ranjith , he just comfort groped marjerie what an entrepreneurial person of ethnic origin

by creature from the abyss February 9, 2010