The fictional disease / illness that is contracted when becoming a gronk. Symptoms include: Flaky skin, persistant cough, excessive masturbation, poor clothing choices and movement of hands whilst talking.
What's wrong with you? Have you got gronkitis ?
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A derogatory term for woman who dresses in a way that resembles Gromit from Wallace and Gromit. This typically includes very wide pants and argyle sweaters. They are often associated with Harry Styles or Arctic Monkeys and act 'woke'.
by john slav November 2, 2021
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Gromits often will try to dress as if they are trying to be 'unique' but end up looking like twats, will listen to 'screamo' rock music that they do not even like and cut themselves and/or act depressed to try and fit in with the more popular rock scene.
They, for some unkown reason, believe this is how to fit in.
They are wrong
Horribly
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A gromit band:
A band that calls themself hardcore/rock
But are shit
i.e. My Chemical Romance
Gromits often will try to dress as if they are trying to be 'unique' but end up looking like twats, will listen to 'screamo' rock music that they do not even like and cut themselves and/or act depressed to try and fit in with the more popular rock scene.
They, for some unkown reason, believe this is how to fit in.
They are wrong
Horribly
________________
A gromit band:
A band that calls themself hardcore/rock
But are shit
i.e. My Chemical Romance
Gromit: "Hey cool people with awesome hair and skinny jeans, may I hang out with you? I even cut myself and wore my converses especially"
Cool people: "No, you're a gromit who wants to be us, go kill yourself"
Cool people: "No, you're a gromit who wants to be us, go kill yourself"
by Christopher 'Munky' Newton January 11, 2009
Get the Gromit mug.Oh this packet of potato chips tastes so good i'm going to eat it from the bag with my face... *GROINT!* OH JESUS!!!
by Blajke Chandler April 4, 2009
Get the Groint mug.Haunted! In 1845 seven people were found upstairs in the closet of the "u" shaped bedroom, and fourteen cut up in the well in the back yard. also reported by residents that a shadow of a man is seen in the bedroom every night standing in the door way or at the foot of the bed in the room. A girl who is so called named victoria has also been seen here. wearing a long pink dress and she is known to wander the stairs and top floor hall way, where she was murdered.
by reporter. June 22, 2009
Get the 25 granite st avon ma mug.A dirty grey funk that builds up in the unwashed nether regions after a few days, it can smell vaguely of peanuts, though that varies depending on the crotch owners diet.
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