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An angry "get that bitch back" sexual technique used upon a woman who enjoys a bit of ass-to-mouth (ATM) action.
Just as you are about to pull out of her can, slide your pecker out sideways to collect a good bit of chocolate from her factory. Then, cram your pecker so far into her mouth she is forced to gag. This elicits a sharp inhale and most times a toothy, clamped down retreat from her gullet. By doing this, she collects the scrum inside her mouth and has in the process cleaned your shank of her foul, nasty shit.
The dumb bitch will need a good mouthwash and won't soon ATM again, but she will learn her lesson.
Just as you are about to pull out of her can, slide your pecker out sideways to collect a good bit of chocolate from her factory. Then, cram your pecker so far into her mouth she is forced to gag. This elicits a sharp inhale and most times a toothy, clamped down retreat from her gullet. By doing this, she collects the scrum inside her mouth and has in the process cleaned your shank of her foul, nasty shit.
The dumb bitch will need a good mouthwash and won't soon ATM again, but she will learn her lesson.
Bill: Man, Janelle is such a bitch.
Luke: What did she do bro?
Bill: She wouldn't swallow for me again last night.
Luke: Damn dude, what are you going to do about that?
Bill: Already done dude. I hit her up with a "Gristler" this morning and she won't soon forget that I'm the boss.
Luke: What did she do bro?
Bill: She wouldn't swallow for me again last night.
Luke: Damn dude, what are you going to do about that?
Bill: Already done dude. I hit her up with a "Gristler" this morning and she won't soon forget that I'm the boss.
by Jomama, A.K.A. Joey Crack September 5, 2009
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by Little boo April 9, 2010
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"Less hot, less coherent and with more spelling mistakes than sexting"
"Less hot, less coherent and with more spelling mistakes than sexting"
Bro #1: Hey dude, check out this text "Mm, I kinda want a banana right now..."
Bro #2: Sounds hot, she totally wants it, why are you even here?!
Bro #1: Wait, it gets better, "...or some sliced peaches..." and then doesn't reply!
Bro #2: She must have been grogsting after the party! Show these to her in the morning, it'll be hilarious!
Bro #2: Sounds hot, she totally wants it, why are you even here?!
Bro #1: Wait, it gets better, "...or some sliced peaches..." and then doesn't reply!
Bro #2: She must have been grogsting after the party! Show these to her in the morning, it'll be hilarious!
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Man, your gristle itch ! Your butt needs wiping
cause your full of crap lying all the time !
Man, your gristle itch ! Your butt needs wiping
cause your full of crap lying all the time !
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