Precision Grog

When you send a sound bite, audio message, or voice message of your own poop noises while you were on the toilet via text message or messenger. Sometimes can be done via email or social media.

“Dude, I was taking a really violent shit the other day, so I recorded how loud it was and sent it to J.R. as a ‘precision grog’ because I know how much he loves poop sounds.”

by CBGLW August 17, 2025

Photo-Grog

To send a picture of your poop to someone, usually via text message, messenger or social media.

1. I took a massive shit yesterday, and got J.R. with a photo-grog because I know how much he loves pictures of poop.

2. “Look at this photo-grog! I thought it would cause a clog. Man that was so big, why did eat like such a pig?” sung to Nickelback’s song, “Photograph.”

by CBGLW August 17, 2025

Bog and Grog

Take your sexual partner out to a barn and proceed to have anal sex with her in the pig pen.

I bog and grogged that bitch last night that I took home!

by Jaybird8388 September 11, 2016

The Great Grog

When a small girl with curly hair gets angry, she can be called The Great Grog.

Person 1- Stodge is in a bad mood today

Person 2- Thats not Stodge, thats The Great Grog!!

by whatyoulikeyou March 2, 2021

grogery

A fun party at a house in the woods and up on a hill, usually in the summer. Activities include alcohol consumption, throwing up, disagreements over what kind of music to listen to, slutty hook-ups, drinking games, late night heart-to-hearts, pinatas, nervous breakdowns, bad dancing, happiness, friendly love, hugs, intellectual debates, betrayals, and overall dustiness. It is often followed by a cold, quiet morning of pancakes, gentle music, heartfelt goodbyes, a mess to clean up, and time to regain one's self-awareness.

An overall bonding experience. Best achieved when a theme is involved.

Person 1: "Grogery this Saturday, you coming?"
Person 2: "Of course, I already bought my sweater."

by dusty_mike June 10, 2012

Taking a Grogan

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."

"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."

by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014

isaac grogg

kinda likes leah just a bit

Isaac Grogg likes Leah!!!!

by hey buddy 111 September 30, 2020