Crog Grog

The resulting excrimants plummeting from the colon after a night of tequilla drinking.

This tequilla is sure going to conjure up a thick batch of crog grog tomorrow.

by MamaDuck June 6, 2009

Grog

To wake up laggy, confused, dazed, befuddled. Usually said abruptly upon waking next to someone to warn them you are not on top form.
Tends to include having blurry eyes, hair in face, yawning, croak, sometimes sweating.

Person 1: *sighs and groans* Grog.
Person 2: *in unison* Grog.

by dicksonairy June 25, 2024

Grog

A drunk car from rocket league that constantly squirts alcohol.

I use the Grog to make my friends drunk.

by The Harem Scientist May 12, 2021

Precision Grog

When you send a sound bite, audio message, or voice message of your own poop noises while you were on the toilet via text message or messenger. Sometimes can be done via email or social media.

“Dude, I was taking a really violent shit the other day, so I recorded how loud it was and sent it to J.R. as a ‘precision grog’ because I know how much he loves poop sounds.”

by CBGLW August 17, 2025

Grog

Grog is typically beer and usually not a strong one. It originates from what sailors called watered down Rum.

A day on the Grog is one of those drinking sessions that is leisurely in pace. One of those sessions that quietly does it's job.

A day on the Grog is different to a day on the Piss (as that's going at it hard and fast), it's a day where you and your friend(s) settle into a nice easy cadence of drinking, and by late afternoon you find yourselves rather content, a little bit sloppy and fairly drunk.

"Bloody hell boys, it's only 5 in the afternoon and you're swaying all over the place. Good day on the Grog or what?"

"Alright Dai? Shall we go watch Wales play Rugby and have a day on the Grog"

"I cant have a mad one today boys, last night was heavy. Lets just have a nice quiet day on the Grog"

by Welshieinacanoe October 28, 2021

grog

a mixture of spit and nose snot that you cough and back up

also known as a loogie in america

“err as if you just groggied that’s smashin”

by manxie October 5, 2018

Grog

To wake up laggy, confused, befuddled. Short for groggy, but has to be said abruptly in croaky voice. Strictly only said upon waking next to someone to warn them you are not on top form

(Wakes up, looks befuddled, yawns, blurry eyes, hair in face, sometimes sweating)
Jennifer: Grog
Sleeping partner: Grog

by dicksonairy June 25, 2024