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wrestle a grizzly

To take a large cumbersome crap with lots of groaning and growling as to cause a passer-by to conclude someone is wrestling a bear in the bathroom.
by firesnook May 1, 2006
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Grizzly Adams

The taunt beardless little boys use when they try to defend their inability to grow a majestic mane of sexy bearditude.
> Hey, Grizzly Adams, why don't you shave? You're starting to look like a mountain man.
> Someday, you will be a man too you sad, sorry, little boy.
by DerykO'ssuggestion March 13, 2010
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On My Grizzly

One's proclamation that he or she is 'on the grind', or working hard on something.
"...I'm back on my grizzly, young money where you at..." ~Lil Wayne
by poetseed March 17, 2009
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grizhole

The mouth of any person with a robust beard and luscious eyebrows.
Wow, Dan's beard is so robust it's almost covering up his grizhole.
by n1na January 13, 2011
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Grizzlar bear

Half-polar bear
Half-grizzly hybrid

A truly Omnipotent being, evolution to the highest level of creation!
This deity should be conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe

The term omnipotent Grizzlar bear has been used to connote a number of different positions. These positions include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything, i. e. the answer to "can Grizzlar bear do x" is always "yes", regardless of what x may be. However this leads to obvious contradictions and is a view rarely held by humans. Although it can be argued that to try and rationalize Grizzlar bear`s omnipotent power is a vain undertaking, since we cannot ever really understand Grizzlar bear`s power, and is perhaps better to take it on faith.

2. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is logically possible for Grizzlar bear to do.

3. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that Grizzlar bear chooses to do.

4. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is in accord with His own nature (thus, for instance, if it is a logical consequence of Grizzlar bear's nature that what Grizzlar bear speak is truth, then Grizzlar bear is not able to lie).

5. Hold that it is part of Grizzlar bear's nature to be consistent and that it would be inconsistent for Grizzlar bear to go against His own laws unless there were a reason to do so.
"The Grizzlar bear is the work of evolution, and it is without doubt the most omnipotent of all beings on this earth!"

Most Grizzlar bear`s are just 99% omnipotent, leaving them somewhat mortal to gunshots.

It is comon belief that the "Church" is behind the resent assassinations of Grizzlar bear`s, in an effort to delay the coming of the 100% omnipotent Grizzlar bear.
by Fishbourne February 27, 2008
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Grizzly

To describe a good emotional feeling or event
'My weekend was grizzly!'

'oi man, that car is grizzly'
by nonek February 18, 2009
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Grizzly

a type of smokeless tobacco that is reasonably priced with a decently high nicotine content that will knock you on your ass if you aren't use to dipping.
guy 1 : Man, the last time i dipped Grizzly, my head got all spinny, i broke out into a cold sweat and nearly puked!

guy 2: don't take such large pinches then, maybe your body can't handle the nicotine, work your way up to grizzly and build up a tolerance for it!

nicotine dip
by Pyro453 March 30, 2010
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