Greta is a blonde, blue eyed, Lithuanian bitch. but like in a good way. shes got mommy issues (i mean who doesnt), she got somewhat good friend choices, has impeccable taste in clothing, and is a norwegian sandwhich.
greta! whyd you _____?
by your basic bestie May 19, 2022
Get the Gretamug. When you fuck a hot Russian blonde and fill a condom with feces and urine (of any source) and stuff it in her mouth for a tighter fit during follacio and the added risk factor that if you go too hard Greta will have a condom full of shit in her mouth
by Penis_disliker July 19, 2022
Get the Dirty Gretamug. Greta Thuneburg is a personality disorder that causes someone to cut their hair like Captain Kangaroo and to inherently believe that they are the savior of the world.
by StankyPanky September 5, 2025
Get the Greta Thunebergmug. Greta is everything and anything you will ever want. She is typically a brunette with brown eyes and is slighter taller with a muscular build. A Greta is super smart, popular, nice, athletic, and god-knows pretty. She is a over-thinker and especially insecure about her body. In love with sports, especially basketball. She has amazing style and likes to dress a little sporty. If you ever want to date a Greta, here are some tips: Her parents are extremely strict so understand if she wants to keep you secret ;), she loves to impress so when she dresses to impress just enjoy the moment, she has the best pickup lines and knows exactly how to pull you and thinks it is so hot when guys do the same, do NOT get on her bad side, she knows way too much about everyone and everything, but hates gossiping. If she is your best friend, KEEP HER, she loves you and always will + she is an amazing secret keeper. She is one of those people that is shy but loves to stand up for people. Greta is stressed in the inside, but doesn't show on the outside. Greta also gets mad really easily and act like a complete bitch, but she will always forgive you. She is typically an introvert and did i mention, SUPER COMPETITIVE. On rare occasions, she will let you beat her, but not much ;) Lastly, once she likes you (friend or as a guyyy) she will always and will never let you go. In other words, keep a Greta.
Guy: Hey who's that hottie?
Greta's friend: You think you can pull her? I'd like to see you try.
Guy: Why? Is she that dreamy?
Greta's friend: I mean, she is smart, hot, has a great personality, and everyone and anyone wants to be around her at all times sooooo...
Guy: *speechless*
Greta: Hey what's your name?
Bullied Kid: Uhh, why are you talking to me, everyone hates me.
Greta: Well, why NOT talk to you, so far you seem nicer than everyone else so why don't you come sit with me?
*Kid snickers as they walk by*
Greta to the snickers: *cough* I don't think I heard you correctly, what did you say?
Kid: Nothing, just why are you talking to herrrrrrrr?
*Greta pretends to ignore and wait for the kid to walk away*
*Taps the kid's shoulder*
Greta: I think you forgot something.
*slaps her in the face*
Greta: I don't think I caught ur name
Bullied kid: My names Lilly :)
Greta's friend: You think you can pull her? I'd like to see you try.
Guy: Why? Is she that dreamy?
Greta's friend: I mean, she is smart, hot, has a great personality, and everyone and anyone wants to be around her at all times sooooo...
Guy: *speechless*
Greta: Hey what's your name?
Bullied Kid: Uhh, why are you talking to me, everyone hates me.
Greta: Well, why NOT talk to you, so far you seem nicer than everyone else so why don't you come sit with me?
*Kid snickers as they walk by*
Greta to the snickers: *cough* I don't think I heard you correctly, what did you say?
Kid: Nothing, just why are you talking to herrrrrrrr?
*Greta pretends to ignore and wait for the kid to walk away*
*Taps the kid's shoulder*
Greta: I think you forgot something.
*slaps her in the face*
Greta: I don't think I caught ur name
Bullied kid: My names Lilly :)
by anyonebutpatbev21 March 3, 2021
Get the Gretamug. 
Name of a god... God of crying.... God of being annoying, Sometimes it could be ugly or good looking.. but babys named greta are so fucking annoying!!
Greta is not the J
by gang shit cuz! January 19, 2022
Get the Gretamug. A Greta is a pretty, charming, intelligent, mysterious girl. She may be a little manipulative sometimes in a relationship, but after a while she will settle. In a relationship, a Greta is a gentle, protective woman. Overall, a Greta is a perfect girl. :)
“Oh, I wish I was a Greta.”
by heretowrite :) November 21, 2021
Get the Gretamug.