An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe
kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*
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A common term wherein the lemonade greeter splashes their guest with a yellow liquid. The nature of the liquid is up to the greeter but it must be yellow
I was thinking of taking shower when I got to John's house but he was a tremendous lemonade greeter and gave me a different shower instead.
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Get the dirty greenleaf mug.The wife of Francis c Greeley. Both of Framingham Massachusetts. She is the most beautiful woman in Framingham currently and has been married since July 4 2022. Her sign is a Leo and she defines the the sign for all others. She also holds the record for the best marriage and handsome husband for two years straight. Miss New England for 2022 and top home chef back to back those same years as well. This gorgeous woman sets the bar for how to treat a husband and be a strong women.
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“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”
A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”
A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**
Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.
Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.
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