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Greek Burrito 

He is a Greek guy who is overweight, suffers from gynecomastia, and overall his body is shaped like a burrito.
Daddy Marko: Omg, Thanos Tolias is such a Greek Burrito.
Greek Burrito by Daddy_Marko December 26, 2021

Greek Mythology 

A series in myths which often start from Zeus, the Greek god of thunder and hospitality, feeling usually aroused and in need to have sexual intercourse with a woman who most likely just wants to go on with her life.
Person A: Wow, this statue of Zeus is incredible! I bet he was really cool in his time.
Person B (who knows): …Sure, sure he was.
Person A: Why are you looking at me like that? Doesn't he have a lot of cool kids in Greek Mythology.
Person B: Yep, let's go with that.

greek headlock 

This is more commonly known as a Cox Knot.
Dude 1: "I made a sweet home video last night of Sheree in a greek headlock".

Dude 2: "A what??"

Dude 1: "You know... A Cox Knot".

Dude 2: "Ahh.. Awesome Man!! She's hot! How was it???"

Dude 1: "After about 12mins, she was struggling. I was fine"
greek headlock by randy1212 April 13, 2009

Greek Nose 

A nose that was broken while falling in the shower. Origins: A Greek kid fell in the shower and we thought it was funny.
"I like your Greek Nose"
"Did you see that kid with that Greek Nose?"
Greek Nose by papashankfoot September 30, 2016
A big nose piece of shit stealing shit. Usually of greek, albanian, turkish, or italian decent (greasy people).
Yo i turned around and stavros pulled a greek job on me, my fucking house was gone in a second.
greek job by Bahaa fagana 3 June 28, 2019

greek sex 

Anal sex, the act of anal intercourse between a man and woman
greek sex by Drew November 23, 2004