touch grass

When someone is delusional or acting unrealistic, like they don't know how the world works anymore, this is a way to tell them they need to get offline and experience the "real" world

Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online.

Super-Woke Becky tried to tell me "touch grass" was ableist because some people can't physically touch grass. She's the queen of people who need to touch grass.

by Stagnation May 02, 2021

grass muncher

a person who munches on grass, im talking about you Steven! STOP MUNCHING MY GRASS! ITS MY GRASS!

me:stop munching my grass Steven! you grass muncher!

by cool cheerio?! July 05, 2023

emerald grass

street name for marijuana smeared in nitroglycerin (the newest club drug?)

Last time we hit that emerald grass, the whole place lit up.

Hey, you got any of that emerald grass?

Emerald grass makes your brain sizzle.

by Stuvie Phil March 14, 2007

sun grasses

Cheap glasses you keep with you to wear after smoking some marijiuaners to keep your blood shot eyes hidden

Guy1: So you guys want to go trick or treating now
now
Guy2: Nah we're super high, did you forget?
Guy1: Don't worry, I stopped by goodwill and picked up a few pairs of sun grasses on the way here.

by 50shadesofdone November 04, 2014

pampass grass

If you have a pampass grass in your front garden it means your a swinger and you may get a knock on your front door.......

Hi babe thats a great pampass grass you have there fancy swapping something?

by Haz666 March 09, 2018

toucb grass

Fuck I misspelled ¨touch grass¨

I just wanted to search up touch grass but instead to toucb grass

by 913 March 24, 2022

electric-grass

A genre of music formed in the South County of St.Louis,MO. that meshes the old sound of Bluegrass and jam bands with the electronic and trance sounds of modern electric music.

The Essex Affair is pioneering the genre with advanced production techniques. Albums and other artists can be expected around 2013, as of now there no are examples of electric-grass.

by cgalstl January 18, 2012