where fun goes to die

The University of Chicago... meant only halfly in jest.

Example T-Shirt: University of Chicago: Where fun goes to Die: If it were easy, it'd be your mom.

by Rothul October 17, 2004

helmets and gloves

Helmets and gloves is a form of boxing played before or after a hockey/lacrosse practice/game. Two participants wear their hockey/lacrosse helmets and gloves while the rest of the team watches. The object of the game is to punch the other person in the head as much as possible. ONLY punches to the head are allowed. Match ends when one person gives up or gets knocked down. A common game among teenage hockey/lacrosse players to see who is tougher.

Player 1: Wanna go helmets and gloves after the practice???
Player 2: Sure.

by Honorarius May 21, 2006

that's what the government wants you to think

You can respond to any statement with this phrase.

Friend 1 "This song is so good!!!"

Friend 2 "That's what the government wants you to think"

by I is phunny June 16, 2014

your mom goes to college

The best insult ever. You will totally PWN anyone with this retort.

Deb "I'm trying to raise money for college"
Kip: "Your mom goes to college!"

SHE GOT SO SERVED

by where am i? March 7, 2005

the government

A large organization which rules over a country. Usually paractices extortion and other such forms of opression.

The government took my belongings because I refused to let them steal my money.

by LtDevon April 20, 2006

anti-government

Someone who is against government.

No one should have as much power and control as the government, live free and be happy. The NSA is one of many reasons why you should be anti-government.

by Hulio Sanchezz May 16, 2014

and the ting goes

GRRRRRRRA POP POP POP POP POP SKEBAKI BAP BAP AND CUT CUT PRRRRRM POOM SKEYAA COT COT PUM PUM PUM PUUM BOOM BOOM

And the ting goes

by Danke memes October 8, 2017