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Goonism

A form of government that relates itself to the heavy usage of warcrimes. Those who endorse goonism are likely to be racist, sexist, retarded, and overall an incel or all of the above. It's highly advised you stay away from anyone who is a goon.
Did you hear about Frank? I heard he was partaking in awfully goonish behavior, I think he's an advocate for goonism.
by Decab August 3, 2022
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Goonsnitch

A stupid dude dat thinks he is a true goon but he's a rat fink snitch!
Why you acting like a goon , You just a Goonsnitch!
by Goondaddy goon September 13, 2009
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goonish

Free non-commercial giveaway philosophy. The word is based on the world-famous internet band Lagoona from Sweden, who got several hit songs on the MP3 charts (including two #1 tracks on MP3.com) during the years 1997-2003. Lagoona gave away the music for free, and claimed that "giving away music for free makes us happier than if we'd keep it until a label released the material". With 7,000,000 million Lagoona songs downloads during the eight years the band existed, that philosophy got wide-spread.

Goonish material started popping up at many other places than in the internet music scene, and as of today, the word is widely used - especially in the northern parts of Europe. The term "goonware" has also been used in speech, and advertising sites have often had goonish classifieds, with statements like "Given away in the goonish spirit".

Due to the non-commercial nature, there can not be any form of goonish TV-commercials or sales advertisements.
"This is goonish stuff" means "This is free stuff that the creator wants us to have - with no commercial interest".

"Goonish file:" means "free-to-download files".
by Steinar Hogaard May 1, 2005
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gooness

The female variation of the goon, defined as one of two things:

1. a stupid, awkward, tactless person
2. a redneck, roughneck, hoosier, or some variation thereof
Damn, man. You see that trailer park girl over there? She all done up like a gooness.
by Lil' Debbie July 31, 2009
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goonshine

Goonshine - noun -Any substandard alcoholic beverage, typically beer, that is purchased at a highly discounted price. Normally consumed in large quantities.

Goonshine - Adj. - A state of inebriation attained through consumption of economy brand alcohol. Typically large quantities of cheap beer resulting in magnificently slow wit.
Any goonshine will do, as long as its cheap and gets me drunk as f**k.
by ptburner February 16, 2010
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googus

Alternate name for penis. Particularly useful for when your catchphrase is "giggity," and known for being used by Quagmire when he fessed up to the nation.
Quagmire: I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus, and I am sorry.
by jkrosado August 21, 2021
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News goofus

Somebody who puts the same video (or part of the same video) on the news and makes the story about something else, all to try and trick the minds of the viewers who might think they're jedi.
The dumbass will buy this story the news goofus just put on the news, he will believe anything anybody tells him, he's got no common sense.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
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