Googlism

The excessive use of Google's services to the point of addiction-like behavior and/or the firm clinging the rhetoric, "If it isn't Google, it isn't anything."
(This phrase is used by people who scoff at the sight of someone using another Search Engine, or when they see that their friend has a Yahoo or Outlook E-Mail address)

Can usually be solved with De-Googlification

Eric: You fucker! You're using Bing! "If it isn't Google, it isn't anything."

Angie: Well, I can see that the Googlism has completely taken over.

by CopperWhopper67 January 23, 2015

Googlin'

The act of using a search engine to find nudes more suitable than your own to send. Often used for Catfishing.

"Damn bruh, she googlin' on yo ass."
"Last night I was googlin' Mark when he asked for nudes."

by Succ Boi October 3, 2017

Googily

Warm and happy feeling on the inside when you're with someone you care about.

They make each other feel all googily after they talk with each other.

by birddookie September 13, 2018

Googie Howser, M.D.

A person with no medical background who diagnoses him/herself and others using information found online.

Within five minutes of telling mom I had a minor stomach ache, she assumed her role as Googie Howser, M.D. and diagnosed me with ebola.

by bobo76 October 29, 2018

Googfinitive

adjective
When google definitively backs up a bullshit claim you grasped at in desperation.

Its been googfinitively proven, bitch.

by Teniquay January 15, 2019

Googmire

Pronounced: Goog-my-er

A grand word forged in a Roblox combat roleplay game in 2019. Can either be taken as an insult or compliment, no direct meaning.

Insult usage:
Person: “Yo let’s go raid their base.”

Me: “Do you understand how stupid that is you fucking googmire.”

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Compliment usage:

Person: *Does some Albert Einstein genius type shit*

Me: “Googmire moment!”

by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum June 20, 2023

googumpucky

Any sloppy substance that is applied as a lube...if you're not sure of the correct name

Slop some of that googumpucky on that bolt so it doesn't rust

Slop some of that googumpucky on my ...

by HoneyBee366 October 6, 2023