google drift

To drift aimlessly between subjects of interest, by finding them accidentally on a web search for something else.

"I was looking for information on the Holocaust and I found a lot of neat sites with historical facts about Germany."
"Oh, so you were google drifting."

by Hazybear December 24, 2005

google-sensei

An alternate name for the search engine Google used to establish its ability to answer simple questions

Alpher: Hey guys, can someone tell me what the 4th most populated country in Africa is?
Bethe: I don't know, go ask Google-sensei

by Schwanker December 31, 2013

Google Medicine

To use Google Search to identify any medical condition you may have and how to resolve it yourself.

You: " I've had this really strange cough for a while"

Friend: " Shouldn't you go to a doctor and have it checked out?"

You: " No I will just Google medicine it and find out what's wrong and how to treat it"

by Calvin D. Jones August 7, 2016

googlebitch

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.

noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them

Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.

This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch

by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

Google It

1. To "google" something, meaning to look it up on Google.

2. To search for something in general

"Wanna know more about the French Revolution? Google it"

"Google this"

by Kristin November 18, 2004

fuck Google

your reply to google when it says, "here I'll give you all this shit that you and i don't know what to do with, and go fuck yourself."

Google: " here I'll give you all this shit that you and i don't know what to do with, and go fuck yourself"
you: "Fuck Google"

site took to long to respond

by King Candy_09 April 2, 2017

Google University

The school of choice for self described experts who make ridiculous claims and attempt to back them up with "evidence" gleaned from google searches. Signs attendance include links to various fringe websites, blogs, and media outlets well known for twisting facts to suit the position of the writer(s). Other signs include lack of credible evidence (or inclusion of anecdotal evidence) , the writer/blogger thinking they understand science better than scientists, and talk of government conspiracies.

"Other than the provided bullshit from google searches links, the best evidence available is the anecdotal evidence provided by interviews with blank, blank, and blank. The government, doctors, scientists, corporations don't want you to know this because it will cost them money, power, legitimacy. I have A degree from Google University many years of experience in dealing with this issue. Tell your friends, this conspiracy to hide the truth must stop!"

by Pizza113 May 18, 2014