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Goodland Florida

Goodland is a small drinking village with a fishing problem. It is located in the depths of the Florida Everglades. Marco Island is located a bout a mile away, and Marco residents go to Goodland to get hammered at Stan's Bar or to buy meth.
"Hey I'm running out of meth and need to replace my MAGA hat! What do I do?"

"Have no fear lets just go to Goodland Florida!"
by dbetten7 December 24, 2020
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Peter Goodend

Possibly one of the greatest and most influential musicians of the century. He is commonly refered to as a "fatalista", someone who writes with recurring themes of death, sorrow, and a tone of cynicism.
"Hey, do you like Peter Goodend's new song he uploaded on to soundcloud?"

"Does the Pope shit in the woods!?"
*Jumps in the air and starts singing 'Jardín'*
by Charles E. Smith April 22, 2013
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Do-Gooder Complex

A person who bases all their actions and morals on what society deems good or socially just.
Girl: “I wear my mask every time I go out and yell at people who don’t have one I’m just doing my part to be a good person

Guy: “you have such a Do-Gooder complex”
by Dilf May 13, 2021
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Goodie Gorn

Common slang for "Pig", "Boar", "Pork", or "Swine" in the US Mid-South.

Traces it's origins to an obscure religious movement from Arkansas that gained some local prominence in the late 2000's. The literal translation of the term means "the greatest of boars" and once served as a title for one of the movement's members.
"Who want's to eat some Goodie Gorn tonight?"
"I'm gonna make you squeal like Goodie Gorn!"
by Space-out Superstar September 3, 2011
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gooder den a bitch

Wow charlie that pop tart was really gooder den a bitch
by Kw585 January 28, 2017
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The Drew Gooden

While having anal sex with a girl and it comes time to blow your load, you pull out your penis and shoot the girl in the back of the neck with your sperm. The result looking like the patch of hair Drew Gooden had on the back of his neck the 2006-2007 NBA Season.
I gave Charlene the Drew Gooden and she promptly broke up with me.
by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009
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