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Gonk

Bruno Bundey
Omg beth got with bruno he’s such a gonk!

He/She is such a gonk
by jefhwiwhrhs37482819 November 12, 2022
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Gonk

A word usually said between online conversations to confuse the people who are talking and make them stop. Can be used when you don't like what the people are talking about.
User no. 1: Hey dude, do you hate cacti?
User no. 2: Yeah. There's a guy who's always talking about cacti. It's real cringe and annoying.
You: Gonk
by Giant Wonker December 11, 2020
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Gonk

Satan is a gonk
fuck is a gonk
by Evan senpai~~ October 3, 2020
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Gonk

v.
1. to sleep/to attempt to sleep
2. to log off (of the computer) for the night

Can be used as an exclamation with "good" placed before it.
Ella: "I'm gonna gonk."
John: "Good gonk!"
by SinkCat August 14, 2024
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Gonked

Being so messed up you think you are on Venus.
Dude I’m so Gonked I’m on Venus.
by Преп December 31, 2020
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Gonk

A descriptive word for when one of your mates is being a bit retarded. Or a descriptive word to insult and harm a enemy of yours.
“Awww fuck off lewis ya fat smelly gonk”
by YNW smelly December 4, 2020
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Gonk Boys

Boys from algonquin high school in northboro, massachusetts. Mostly consists of white people.
Person 1: Should I ask out jeremy?
Person 2: Of course you should, Gonk Boys are the hottest.
by Fitlookinswag December 3, 2020
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