gobshite

basically.....a person who is a complete and utter shit head!!!

wow..watta gobshite

by elle September 18, 2003

gobsmack

Irish (possibly only Dublin, I'm not sure) slang meaning to kiss someone without warning.

Random onlooker: OMG! He just gobsmacked her! That looked painful.

by Francie August 21, 2005

gobshite

one who is so ignorant his father claims Subsidies from the EU argiculture department for him (him being counted as a sheep or bullock)

That person is a gobshite for introducing penalty points

by Árd Mhacha October 8, 2003

Gobstopper

With two hands, spread your tramp's anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the asshole then close it back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you're done, if you want.

"I gave that random ock a gobstopper last night."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

gobstoppers

Using your nuts as a couple of gobstoppers

She was sucking my gobstoppers so hard that if they weren't in my sack she would of swallowed them both.

by muffmeister April 16, 2015

gobsmacker

A stupid word that was made up whilst playing a game of "Catchphrase". The contestant was adamant it was a word, the quiz-master didn't think so and said no. The contestant then went into a massive sulk over it and still believes it is a word to this day.

You're a gobsmacker

by Not getting Involved August 7, 2009

Umami Gobstopper

The act of passing and kidney stone during intercourse into your partner’s mouth, while they suck on it until it disappears.

After my recent diagnosis, the wife and I decided to try something different in bed so I gave her an umami gobstopper.

by yunGull June 24, 2020