Goalie

1. A cockblocker.
2. A friend or acquaintance who tries to prevent someone from sexual interactions.

This mofucka has been playin goalie all night. I just want to get my dick wet. Dam!

by .eSp. August 2, 2024

Goalie Bruise

Verb/Adjective
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.

in a sentence:

1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"

by Soul_Invictus April 5, 2021

Jack the goalie

He is a goalie.he sits with kassidy

Im gay - jack the goalie

by I8ujuuui April 7, 2022

Goalie Build

Where a female has a abnormally large build, resembling a goalie all geared up.

Cole- Dayum bro have you seen how big jess is?
Alex- Yeah bro she has that goalie build on her!
Cole- yeah bro she big big.

by Hozeyahzz December 7, 2023