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garfibromyalgia

The Ultimate Being.
The one who craves LASAGNA
The one who used to be owned by Jon Arbuckle
His old name? Garfield.
Worshipper: Oh almighty Garfibromyalgia, We offer Lasagna O great and Mighty Lord!
by The Shaman of Lasagna November 5, 2019
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Garfield Math

Doing math from a cat’s standpoint, or with the least effort. When a creative but lazy person is always on the lookout for a shortcut or hack to solve a math problem, so that they could have more time for leisure or rest.
Street-smart people tend to use Garfield math strategies to deal with their everyday quantitative challenges, compared to their exam-smart counterparts who prefer a more conventional or routine approach.
by Fasters February 6, 2022
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Garfeldi

Garfeldi
Garfeldi is god and anyone who disrespects him shall be put to death
by Whomesty July 10, 2022
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garf moment

saying or doing something that the cartoon cat Garfield would say or do
“man I hate Mondays
“omg garf moment
by goofygarf January 11, 2023
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Andrew Garfield

A person who is definitely not in No Way Home. Kevin Feige did not force me to write this I swear…
“I heard Andrew Garfield is in No Way Home
Shut the fuck up before Kevin Feige…”
*gun shots*
by Wick826 November 24, 2021
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boony garf

Someone who farts in a bath tub and tries to eat their own bubbles.
I saw that boony garf fart in a cup then slurp his own bubbles.
by bigboy20 November 18, 2010
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Garfield

This fictional orange cat is commonly attributed to hating Mondays, loving lasagna and being a couch potato.
A lesser known fact is that he is also gay, and transgender.
Early life: Garfield was born and raised a girl but later realized he did not conform to such assignment, and came out to hes family at the age of 16.
Mid life: Garfield Discovers his love of lasagna, and attractive men, as well as meeting his life long friends, Jon Arbuckle and Odie.
Late life: Garfield's dear friend, Odie dies at the age of 78, and so does Jon, only a year later, leaving Garfield heartbroken. He died, sad and alone 6 years later, at the age of 84.
None of his friends or family are still around for his funeral, but it is said he was buried with a pan of lasagna, as he had requested long ago.
After Death: People still celebrate his memory, eating lasagna, and reading his comics, ad i'm sure he smiles upon this earth, except on Mondays.
Garfield; Comic book character
Garfield; Lasagna cat
by Nubus101 March 28, 2022
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