glomph

the affectionate act of eating another person.

* nick1 glomphs nick2

by asdf December 6, 2003

glomph

The act of devouring an underaged girl, a small animal, or feces.

The mating call of a Marachan.

Derek glomphs Alisa and her dog Missy every morning.

If Big Joe yells "glomph," run as fast as you can!

by Mario Rogic February 19, 2003

Glorp

Noun ~ To Glorp is to be chill as in your not mad, you’re just chillin

Boy “Ay bro he just fucked yo girl.”
You I’m glorping

by Kalepaaaaa March 31, 2020

Gloryhater

It's essentially similar to you generic glory supporter. Someone that people hate just because everyone hates

-Ah, Hitler, what a jerk!!
-Oi, Don't go gloryhating on the fuhrer. You gloryhater!

by the man sitting next to greg July 28, 2010

gloryhammer

A sex position.

We did the gloryhammer.

by giantonail August 7, 2016

Glarphing

An indescribable feeling.
OR
Feeling useless or like your life is going nowhere.

I'm totally glarphing right now.
Yeah man, senior year will do that to you.

by Toxiclaughter October 7, 2016

gloryhorse

The oppostite of a lolcow. Someone that you ride unto glory.

Man, this redpilled youtuber is such a gloryhorse.

by McPull January 27, 2017