arse germ

An arse germ is a lowlife scumbag who was conceived from left over jism running down an arse crack. They are closely related genetically to shit cunts

You are a fuckin lower than a shit cunt mate. You're nothin but a slimy fuckin arse germ.

by Cuntrycunt March 4, 2017

a Germ-X Percent

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”

I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.

by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022

Germ Baes

The act of 2 people who are In a significant relationship are ill at home away from school talking to eachother and a friend that has to suffer at school.

"You guys are germ baes"

by ImAGermBae March 16, 2017

germ questing

Purposely not wearing a mask in crowded/public places during a pandemic.

"Did you see that guy germ questing through the bread aisle"

by Gethmer September 24, 2020

Germ Factory

A germ factory is a person that emits more germs than the amount of vapes an aussie 6 year old smokes.

You're dripping snot on your book you fukng germ factory.

by RectangleDysfunction May 14, 2025

Home germs

The germs in your home, the ones you are well acquainted with.

Get your hands off your mouth you'll spread the Corona! Nah I won't these are my home germs I'm using.

by Chaosoftime10 March 18, 2020

Germ Baby

A Germ Baby is when two people with sicknesses have anal sex and have a baby that starts its life with cancer and other ailments such as retardation and brain damage

Antonio and Corey meet out by the couch with a flu
Antonio: Corey, I am so sick thanks to you.
Corey: Sorry man, but hey lets make us a Germ Baby

by TheHangmanGG October 19, 2023