GEEZUS

word used to express suprise and/or Fascination.

RWJ: the video got 13.5 billion views in 2.5 seconds
RWJ: GEEZUS!!!

by jaared May 31, 2011

old geezer

An elderly person that is usaually very old.

Oh my, that man and women are old geezer's.

by Sica22 November 3, 2005

nutty geezer

A right cool dude who is full of banter and makes you laugh all the time. If you live up to those standards, you may be.... A nutty geezer l!

A nutty geezer tends to be something with a dench name like Patrick, Lawrence or Kyle.

Did you see that dench lad called Kyle, he was a right nutty geezer,

by the nutty geezer March 12, 2015

geezed up

drunk or high on drugs

She was so geezed up that she couldn't find her car.

by rooster34135 January 28, 2014

Geezus Christ

Jesus Christs younger lesser known brother, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole. This weekend now falls a week after Good Friday and is known as "Exceptional Friday"

Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!

by LuckyDC May 7, 2018

geezer teef

What do you think of that?

Harrison: Geezer teef, what do you think of that?

no reply

by Geezer Teefies August 20, 2018

alt.geezer

n. Any "experienced" member of an alt.* Usenet group (typically for binaries) that has no tolerance level for requests, comments, or questions. These people typically have been participating in the newsgroup for a minimum of four to six months and actively guard their small, insignificant territory by providing a hostile environment and citing unwritten rules.

Not to be confused with yEnc-cOp *.fuckwad or Usenut.

User 1: That alt.geezer keeps ragging on the noobs, but never posts a damn FAQ.

Users 2: At least it keeps him inside the house.

by Usenut May 1, 2005