Garrotting the Turkey

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!

by Tim Evans February 5, 2004

Garbitch

Unlike a normal bitch, this type of female is the lowest of the low. This term is meant for a ugly, skanky, trashy bitch that thinks that she is the shit, but really is just hot garbage. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being highest), a garbitch is a -2.

(Note: Garbitch can be used as a noun or as an adjective)

Dude #1: If you were stranded on an island with Tara Reid and you got horny, would you do her?

Dude #2: LMAO are you serious? Hell no! That bitch is trash!

Dude #3: Yeah dude, she's a garbitch

by TonyB23 January 3, 2009

Garret

Amazing kid at anything he tries, usually has brown hair and is the perfect person, will never give up on anything he loves. Every girl wants a Garret.

Damn your boyfriend wont give up on you will he? he's being a garret, i like it :)

by TKAMB March 22, 2009

Garrison

A sex god that can make women moan with erotic pleasure with his huge penis!! then he can make them happy and laugh right after he fucks the shit out of them.

Did you see that guy i had last night? he was a complete Garrison...

by theloverofthisguywhoistotallya October 20, 2008

Garret

A gay boy who rike anar

please garret me

by GayAsshole85463 February 24, 2017

Garrett

Garrett is the sweetest most understanding human being. he loves deeply and try’s his hardest in everything he does. he doesn’t settle for half ass if he starts it he finishes it. he has his mind on his future and his heart on his dream girl. he lives in the moment seeking the happiest days. not many would expect Garrett to be such a freak but he’s crazy under the sheets. his tongue has a mind of its own that pleases you like no other. he’s the perfect one for me. he’s the perfect one for anyone who wants someone who is loving and strong and understanding and respectful and responsible and attractive and happy and sweet and so many more he’s just what any girl would want.

i love garrett but he doesn’t know it yet

by Your dream gal May 5, 2019

Garried

Aussie word for being real high up on amphetamines (particularly MDMA). Those who are garried tend to the life of the party!

"Bro we were so garried last night!"
"Wow you're so garried HAHA"
"Oi do I look garried to you?"

by pewpew1704 May 28, 2018