dirty girthy Gareth

The act pulling out your 12 inch schlong and using it as a propeller to commit a terrorist attack

Them: “Yo did you see the local preschool burnt down?”.

You: “Ye, someone committed dirty girthy Gareth

by cjiblue December 12, 2022

garthed

The most high feeling you can have from smoking marijuana. Garthed represents a further removal from sobriety, or reality, than hafed. (see: hafed).

Timmy was so garthed he told the health center he was a stegosaurus.

by Grant Morby June 30, 2009

Garthangiclaw

Garthangiclaw is a large sea dwelling animal that feeds on anything and everything, however, over the recent years, has been said to be developing a taste for humans.

It is said to be the size of a double decker bus, and can shoot poison darts from 1356ft below sea level with 98% accuracy. It also has the ability to fly, but airtime does not generally exceed 12 seconds.

It has only been seen twice, and it is said that Garthangiclaw let these people live (after eating their vessel and remaining crew) for the specific purpose of telling its story (yes, Garthangiclaw can talk).

"neoh my gaad, it's Garthangiclaw!"

by matchoo87 September 19, 2011

Gareth Bail

To leave suddenly with speed and no explanation.

Could see the ex coming, so I gareth bailed out of there.

by peeche April 12, 2015

garith

Garith is the best human being on earth. He is caring, sweet and has a huge heart. Garith is someone who will always be by your side, to make sure you are okay . He will will do anything so you won't feel cold, nor hungry, nor bored, nor sad. But you know what the best part is? You don't even need him to do anything because just seeing him smile makes everything go away.. His smile is like seeing the sunrise and sunset at the same time..so precious. And his eyes..is like staring at the ocean.
He pays attention to little details and is very careful in everything he chooses. He likes living healthy, doing exercises and eating organic food. He is not a chocolate fan unless it's organic. Garith doesn't talk much , but when he does he likes talking about meaningful conversations snd he can be pretty funny.

A one of a kind..

A true gentelman , a true Garith.

by 1stSD December 28, 2016

Mike Garth

The best parody rapper ever. Has hit songs including, "I commute to college"

O my God! its Mike GARTH!!!

by Leandro44 April 2, 2009

Garth

A lazy old man that gets joy from yelling at children, usually over dramatic and often is balding or far to stressed out over nothing.

person 1: "Jeez, that guy really needs to calm down."

person 2: "I know right? He's such a Garth."

by 1029384756g December 3, 2011