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by Sue Hunter April 10, 2011

gar-town

gar-town-(noun) - to have sexual relations, or enjoying some sort of sexual activity

im taking her to gar-town or...
Man, i need to go to gar-town

by petey pabs November 7, 2006

gar cart

When drunk or high, deciding to go go carting.

Gar Carter 1: dooooooooooooood...
Gar carter 2: ...what?
Gar carter 1: Let's go gar carting
Gar carter 2: ...awesome

by me 26 September 1, 2007

Gar

"Greasy ass residue". This is the stuff which causes a bacon strip on one's underwear. It typically is generated on a hot day and happens several minutes after having gone poo when you simply didn't wipe good enough. It often forces you to go back into the restroom and wipe again. You must be careful becuase if it gets bad enough, it can be smelled by others if talking in a group. Note: if you can smell your own Gar, chances are good that others can as well.

I went for a run last night in the heat and it was so uncomfortable. When I got home, I had Gar so bad that I had to wipe 4 times.

by Parrothead02 November 21, 2014

Rice Gar

When you fuck up to no return

He proceed Rice Gar over the edge

by Rice bar April 8, 2019

Bay Gar

Spoonerism of the noun Gay Bar

Reinell: I wanna go into a Bay Gar
Jumel: bruh

by ExplainedDimension December 7, 2019

GAR-THOCK

A belt that has a cock attached. To achieve double penitration.

Tina wanted dick tonight,she said she wanted to get fucked in the ass pussy at the same time. So I strapped on my Gar-thock and did her dirty.

by Please flag May 20, 2019